I thought that getting my license the first time around when I was sixteen was bad enough, but then a twist of fate caused me to have to go through the whole darn process again. A timeline up to this point of my experience of getting a driver’s license in France.
Spring 2007: I take note of the driving school up the street from where I live and murmur to myself: “Hmm, maybe I should think about taking care of that this year”.
Summer 2007, A Saturday: On the way to the market, I try to drag E in with me to the driving school to get information about the procedure. But the driving school is only open from 10-12pm. It is 1pm.
Summer 2007, The Next Saturday, 11am: We have a chat with the driving instructor, who is also the owner of the school, about my situation. He tells me, as I already knew, that seeing as I already have a foreign license, it isn’t necessary for me to do the 20 required hours of driving. He explains that the courses for the code consist of two practice exams each lesson, using this remote control machin/truc that they use during the real exam, followed by the corrections. He hands me a list of papers that I will need to furnish: copy of passport, copy of American license, five identity photos, three pre-stamped envelopes. I nearly have a heart attack when I see what this whole deal is going to cost me. No free driving lessons in high school in this country. I won’t go into detail, but let’s just say that I paid the same amount for the trip to California that I am taking next week.
Fall 2007: I finally get around to returning to the school with all the papers. The driving instructor takes one look at my pile and asks me where the translation for my driver’s license is. What translation, I ask. You didn’t say I needed it translated. Yes I did, he says. An official translation? I ask. An official translation, he replies. Merde, I say under my breath, and slump out of the office.
October 2007: I buy a book and start carrying it around to read on the metro.
November 2007: I get around to getting my driver’s license officially translated. As you may have noticed, I’m really dragging my feet around this whole situation, probably subconsciously hoping California will suddenly, in the next month, decide to sign an exchange agreement with France.
Christmas comes around, and I let the whole thing slide for a while.
Late January 2008: I go back to the office. The instructor creates a file for me, and tells me to come back the next week to have a driving evaluation.
First week of February, 2008: I have a driving evaluation with another instructor from the school. He has me drive around Montmartre for an hour, and spends most of the time sending text messages on his cell phone and asking me whether I think Obama or Hillary is going to win. I take this as a good sign as far as my driving skills are concerned.
He tells me to return the next evening for the code course.
(I should probably add as a sidenote here that, by sheer coincidence, it happened that the three cars I have owned in my life were all stick shifts. It just kind of happened that way. I was gifted with a Volkswagen Bug when I was seventeen, and seeing as my two options were either learning to drive a manual or not having a car, well, I’m sure you can imagine which option I took. After that, I always somehow ended up with stick shifts. My point in saying this is that removed a potential major headache from my particular situation. If, like many Americans, I wasn’t able to drive a stick, I’m not sure what would have happened. I think you can still learn, but on your license it says you are only able to drive an automatic. But I’m not sure about the procedure for that).
The next night: I take a practice exam and get 21 correct. I need 35 out of forty to pass. My heart sinks at the thought of the work that lies ahead of me.
February-March 2008: I spend three to four evenings a week at the driving school, taking two practice exams at a time and trying to figure out the logic of the French Driving Code. The exam consists of forty questions, and you have about thirty seconds to answer each one. You are faced with different situations and asked various questions about the situations (can I pass, can I park here, do I need snow tires, do I need hi-beams in this situation, etc). The practice exams are full of little traps. There always seems to be some tiny little guy in the distance with his blinker on. And then there is the issue of the priority on the right. In France, if you are driving down a street and someone turns onto the road from the right, you must yield to that person. Even if you are going fifty miles an hour. You must slow down and let them in. A concept that was responsible for many of my mistakes on the practice exams, and which I still haven’t quite grasped even now.
By the end of March, I have managed to raise my average score to anywhere between 32 to 36 correct questions.
The last Thursday in March: The instructor pulls me aside after the course and tells me he thinks I’m ready to take the test next week. I am hesitant at first, as I’ve barely grazed 36. I always thought I would wait until I was having solid 39 or 40 scores. But he explains, as many people have told me in the last month, that the actual exam is not as hard as the practice exams, and that as far as he is concerned, just having regular scores above 30 is enough. I’m still skeptical, as I don’t want to end up having to pay another eighty euros if I fail (each time you fail, you have to pay to take the exam again, and moreover there is a month-long waiting period between exams), but I decide if he thinks I am ready, I should go for it.
Wednesday, 2 April: The exam will take place not at my school, but at an exam center clear across town, at 10am. I calmly leave the house at nine, stop by the bakery for a croissant, intending to have one last look in my code de la route guide on the metro. I get to the metro station and nearly have another heart attack: my metro line isn’t running due to technical problems!
Why oh why, on this day, of all days?! Why couldn’t the metro not have worked yesterday, when I just had to go in to silly old work?!
I rush to the nearest taxi stand. There are ten people ahead of me. I wait about seven minutes, and not a single taxi has passed by.
As a last resort, I decide my only other option is to head to the nearest metro line. That nearest metro line happens to be line twelve, and the nearest stop happens to be at the top of Montmartre.
With all of the effort of one of those Olympic torch bearers, though with none of their grace and ease, I start racing up the hill, my Converse rubbing huge blisters into the back of my heels. I peel my coat and scarf off along the way as I huff and puff and start to sweat profusely. So not the way I wanted to spend the morning of my exam, running a marathon up to Montmartre.
When I arrive at the top, I am dripping with sweat and my face is tomato-red. Sliding in the doors of a train who, by the grace of God arrives within two minutes and is not out of service that day, I collapse into a seat, breathing heavily. The mere sight of my red face and the sweat droplets causes some cool-as-a-cucumber Frenchies to regard me with a look of alarm, but I’m too stressed about getting to the exam center on time to care.
Any hope I had of reviewing my book one last time is banished as I am too busy checking the time at each of the twenty or so stops along the way, wondering if there was any leeway at all for latecomers, or if they shut the door at 10am sharp.
After an eternity, we arrive at the stop before the one I need to get off at. I position myself by the door with my hand on the latch. The second the train pulls into the stop, I open the door and bolt out, zig-zagging my way between people. Outside the metro, I see a girl from my class. She looks equally out of breath and stressed, although not quite as red-faced as I. We trade horror stories about the morning; she too had tried to get a taxi but in the end had to catch a different metro as well.
We both start running towards the center, and pop in the doors at 9:58am.
Our instructor is there. “Enfin!“, he says when he sees us.
As it turns out, there are a couple hundred people taking the exam this morning, and we all go in groups. So, after all that, I don’t even end up taking the exam until 11:20am. All that stress for nothing.
After the excitement of the morning, the wait is unbearable. I am really hoping that I pass the exam, as I can’t bear the thought of going through all this again, broken-down metro or no broken-down metro.
The exam itself is indeed a bit easier than the practice exams, but not by much. There are still questions about technical aspects of the car and registration, but at least there are no tricks, like there are in the practice exams. The situations are pretty straightforward, no tiny guy in the distance with his blinker on that you can barely see.
At the end of the exam, the administrator says that we will not know the number of right or wrong answers that we had. He will call us up individually and say either “C’est bon” or “C’est pas bon”.
My heart is pounding as I wait for him to call my name. When I go up to the table, I must have a desperate look on my face. He puts my remote into the machine, looks at the screen, looks up at me and says “C’est bon”.
I breathe a huge sigh of relief.
End of part one of Driver’s License Number Two. I’m now waiting on Part two, which includes some actual driving lessons in the car. We’ll see how this next step goes…